The Palin Family brawl last month was even bloodier & crazier than we thought

Publish date: 2024-06-07

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Remember the Thrilla In Wasilla that went down last month? The entire Palin family was involved in some kind of drunken, bloody, crazy, messy, trashy brawl at a snowmobile party. Sources claimed that the Palins rolled up in a stretch Hummer and that Bristol and/or Willow may have instigated the thing. Several of the Palin kids were injured (not seriously) in the brawl and it was said that Bristol was throwing punches like a champ. Now TMZ got their hands on the police report about the incident and it’s full of even more amazing gems:

Sarah Palin’s family threw down in a massive drunken brawl as violent as any wrestling cage match — with ripped shirts, bloodied faces, and her daughter Bristol getting dragged around a lawn by her legs. The brawl went down last month near Anchorage, Alaska … when the Palin clan — Todd and his kids Willow, Track, and Bristol — went to a friend’s house party. According to the police report … obtained by TMZ … the violence erupted when Bristol went after a woman who had allegedly shoved her younger sister Willow.

Bristol told police the homeowner, Korey Klingenmeyer, shoved her to the ground, dragged her around, and started calling her a slut and a c**t.

Korey and several other witnesses at the party saw it differently … telling cops Bristol punched him in the face — he says he let her hit him 5-6 times before grabbing her fist and pushing back … sending her reeling to the ground. That scrap then sparked the all-out brawl — witnesses say Track and 3-4 other people came running to defend Bristol … and all hell broke loose … with the Palins, including dad Todd, taking on all comers. Willow says several people at the party we’re chanting, “F**k the Palins!”

One witness says Todd got jumped by 4 people, and Track jumped in to help his father. He emerged from the scrum with a torn shirt and bloody mouth. Bristol says she was uninjured, though one cop described her as having “dirt on her knees.”

Worth nothing … cops described almost everyone at the party as being “intoxicated” … including the Palins. As for Sarah … the report says she was sitting in a limo outside the party. She’s not mentioned at all in the fight — but it sounds like she tried to calm things down after the fact. The homeowner, Korey, did not want to press charges. In fact, prosecutors declined to file charges against any of the 20-plus involved in the melee.

Not surprisingly, Korey told cops the Palins lost the fight. We’ve reached out to the Palins … so far no response.

[From TMZ]

Sarah Palin already sort of/not really spoke about the incident when she defended Bristol in general a few weeks ago. You’d think that now Sarah Palin has her own online subscription channel, she would be more willing to tell her side of the story to her paying viewers. But I guess not. As for Bristol’s side of the story, that some dude pushed Willow to the ground and started calling her names… yeah, I don’t believe it. I’m not saying that the Palins are the instigators of every part of this brawl, but I think the Palins were drunk as hell and looking for a brawl and that’s what they got. No one is a winner here.

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